CMA Twitter Wrap

As usual, our Twitter feed was on fire during last night’s CMA Awards.  Snarkily observing “country’s biggest night” in a humorous, Texan way.  Here’s 30 of the night’s best tweets from us and others. Enjoy!

#CMAawards off to an amazing start. They are going full Summers Eve out the box. @hogleg — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Carrie Underwood looks like she's about to be sacrificed in Clash of The Titans. @hogleg — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Lord, please allow me to endure Jason Aldean so I can get to the @KaceyMusgraves performance. @hogleg — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Nicely done @KaceyMusgraves I actually enjoyed the #CMAawards for 3 minutes. It's a step in the right direction. @hogleg — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Looks like Jake Owen has a new sponsorship with Ridell Helmets. #CMAawards — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Song of the year "I drive your truck." #CMAawards so fitting… — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Lord, you are listening to our cries. @hogleg Congrats @KaceyMusgraves #CMAawards — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

We haven't edited out "joint" for almost a year now. Do your thing @KaceyMusgraves , we're on the team! -BB http://t.co/TELLAeaImv — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

I guess the old farts canceled out the jackasses and left Blake as the only BS still standing. #CMAawards -BB — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

I seriously want to take @timmcgrawonline to @Whataburger with me at 2:24 am. It's on me Tim. Anything you need. @hogleg #CMAawards — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

With your donation of just 5 cents a day you can help feed Tim McGraw. @hogleg — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Nothing says the pinnacle of "country" music like Mick, JT, Ellen and Julia Roberts. TSwift hasn't been country since 2007. -BB — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Somebody please make a GIF of that face George just made during this TSwift speech. It sums everything up perfectly. -BB — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

We just had a commercial for a FlaGALine and Colt Ford show coming to town for the "party of the year". They have party confused with turds. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

@galleywinter I bet George Strait would have rather seen Buddy Jackson from the road crew up there! — Matt Kroening (@kroendog) November 7, 2013

@kroendog he's too busy coaching the Dillon Panthers. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

I drift further out of touch w/ country mainstream each year. 5 yrs from now I won't recognize a soul on this broadcast. I'm okay with that. — Brad Beheler (@BradBeheler) November 7, 2013

George and Alan need to drop the mic rap battle style and walk off stage. THAT is how it's done. #CMAawards — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

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Admittedly, that ZBB/Grohl jam was not country…but it was badass and much closer to the type of stuff we dig down here. Rock on gents. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

That was like if you took @UncleLucius, added Dave Grohl on drums Allman Bros style and had @rrbchoir sing lead. Righteous. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

If you've been following along, you'll notice that the "music snobs" among us love Dave Grohl. It's not genre, its whether it's good or not. — Independent Sky (@IndySkyMusic) November 7, 2013

The Dude most definitely does not abide by this "Just Stopped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In" cover. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Rascall LeVox covering the Gambler sounds like a cat being castrated. @hogleg #niptuck — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Gary LeVox: Hey Kenny, you still got any of them Roasters? I'm hungry. Kenny: No, but let's grab Tim and head to Waffle House. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Does Kenny's face win anything? #CMAs — Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) November 7, 2013

I don’t say this to be mean, but the Florida Georgia Line guys could not provide an interesting quote if their lives depended on it. — Chris Willman (@ChrisWillman) November 7, 2013

If you look in a mirror and say "Taylor Swift" 3 times in a row she will appear and break up with you… — Dub Miller (@dub_miller) November 7, 2013

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! BOW DOWN TO THE KING! The Cowboy rides away in Entertainer of the Year Style! #CMAawards — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Now that the award farce is over, remember: support music YOU love. Buy merch. See shows. Keep bands eating & living. Long live good music. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

No smoke. No lights. No bling jeans. No hip-hop. Only a few trucks. Just good, Strait music. Take notes. — Galleywinter (@galleywinter) November 7, 2013

Greatest thing about George winning is that there isn't one person mad about it!! #LongLiveTheKing — WadeBowen (@WadeBowen) November 7, 2013